Captain Norris is a clone captain and stars in the Base 327 episode of the same name. He is a spoof of Chuck Norris, and even has his own list of "facts" about him. When Fox insulted him behind his back, Captain Norris quickly showed up to the base to make him pay for it painfully.
- He is the only one who can call ARF "Arfy".
- He can kill droids by looking at them.
- He can slam a blast door.
- He doesn't have a chin under his beard, only another blaster.
- He doesn't sleep he waits
- His cousin is Chuck Norris